The Internet Is For Porn

[KATE]

Finally, I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself!
And I’m gonna teach something relevant
Something modern;
The internet!
The internet is really really great

[TREKKIE]
For porn

I’ve got a fast connection so I don’t have to wait

For porn

There’s always some new site

For porn!

I browse all day and night

For porn!

It’s like I’m surfing at the speed of light

For porn!

Trekkie!

The internet is for porn

Trekkie!

The internet is for porn

What are you doing!?

Why you think the net was born?

Porn porn porn

Trekkie!

Oh! Hello, Kate Monster

You are ruining my song

Oh, me sorry, me no mean to

Well, if you wouldn’t mind, please

Being quiet for a minute so I can finish?

Okie Dokie

Good!

I’m glad we have this new technology

For porn- oh!

Which gives us untold opportunity

For porn—Oops, sorry

Right from you own desktop

For—

You can research, browse and shop

 

Until you’ve had enough and you’re ready to stop

For porn!

Trekkie!

The internet is for porn!

Noooo

The internet is for porn!

Trekkie

Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!

That’s gross! You’re a pervert

Ah, sticks and stones, Kate Monster

No, really, you’re a pervert

Normal people don’t sit at home and look

At porn on the internet

You have no idea

Ready, normal people?

[EVERYONE]

Ready!

Lemme hear it!

The internet is for porn!

Sorry, Kate

The internet is for porn!

I masturbate!

All these guys unzip their flies

For porn, porn, porn!

The internet is not for porn!

Porn, porn—

 

Hold on a second!

Now I happen to know for a fact that you, Rod, check your portfolio and trade stocks online

That’ s correct

And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com

Sure!

And Gary, you keep selling your possessions on eBay

Yes I do!

And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card

True!

 

But Kate

What you think he do… after?

Ewww!

The internet is for porn!

Gross!

The internet is for porn!

I hate porn

Grab your dick and double-click

For porn, porn porn

I hate men!

Porn, porn, porn, porn

I’m leaving!

I hate the Internet!

The Internet is for

The Internet is for

The Internet is for porn!